ALL-PURPOSE STARK TECHNOLOGIES HIRING POST || Phone Post

[starktech]

[ This is The Phone/Fax Line to Stark Technologies ]


BUSINESS LINE
Voicemail: Empty
Fax: Empty

[ Feminine and friendly voice ]

Welcome to Stark Technologies. We're interested in the Research, Design, and Production of Technology to make every day that much better. If you know you're party's extension, you may dial it at any time. If you wish to speak with a recruiting expert, press one now; If you wish to make an appointment press two now; If you are a contractor or shipping representative, press three now; If you wish to speak with an operator, please, stay on the line.



[ This is the Human Resources E-mail ]

BUSINESS EMAIL
[[ HR@StarkTech.com]] || Inbox: Empty


[ Character Name ],

Thank you for Applying at Stark Technologies. Congratulations! At this time, your resumé fits precisely what we are looking for. An interview has been scheduled for you on [ A Time which we can discuss ]. If this is not acceptable, please provide a time you will be available.

Thank you for applying at Stark Technologies, and have a nice day!



[ This is Tony's personal line ]

Personal Line

Cell Phone
Voicemail : 1 SAVED VOICEMAIL | Text Inbox : Empty
E-Mail [[ TStark@StarkTech.com ]]
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Comments

[The resume in question.]

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

Name: David Lister
DOB: 14 October 2155 [current age ~28]
Phone: 212-55-0710 (http://listy-wisty.livejournal.com/663.html)
Home Address: Currently c/o Raven Roth

Career Objective: To use and expand upon my existing skills in machine repair and robotics.

Professional Experience:
2179-present: Third Technician aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf. Relevant skills: maintenance and repair of various forms of machinery, including but not limited to vending machines, service mechanoids and small space vehicles.

Education:
2174: Liverpool School of Art and Design (incomplete)

Interests:
Playing guitar, listening to music, Indian food.

[ Call to the pertinant phone number ]

[liverletdie]

ring, Ring!!

Re: [ Call to the pertinant phone number ]

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

[Lister scrambles to answer it; he doesn't recognise the number and so answers it more politely than if it were someone he knew.]

Hello? Dave Lister speakin'.

[ Call to the pertinant phone number ]

[liverletdie]

Mr. Lister, I believe I received your Resume. I'm Tony Stark, head of Stark Technologies.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

Mr Stark! Yes, Raven said she'd pass it on to you. Thank you for calling me, sir. What can I do for you?

[liverletdie]

I'd like to offer you a job, if you're interested?

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

That would be great, sir. What sort of job?

[liverletdie]

Your resume said you worked with maintenance, correct?

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

That's right. It was my job to keep the vendin' machines and so on runnin' smoothly, and I've also done a bit of work with robots.

[liverletdie]

I see. Well, I often like having a good diversity of imported and natives in my company, so if you can come in for an interview, I may have a maintenance spot for you.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

[sounds pleased] I can do that. When and where?

[liverletdie]

Why don't you come by Thursday Afternoon, at about [ He pauses, checking schedule here! ] 1:45? The main StarkTech offices.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

Sure. Um... do I ask for you personally, Mr. Stark? Or will someone else be interviewing me?

[liverletdie]

Tell the front desk your name, and she'll make sure to take you to an interview room. I'll be conducting it personally, [ He pauses ] in a matter of speaking.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

[Lister wonders about this, but considering he got his last job through an impersonal recruiting agency, he's pretty gobsmacked that Stark himself has contacted him at all.]

Okay, sir. 1.45 on Thursday at the main StarkTech offices. I'll be there. Thank you.

[liverletdie]

[ Extremis Tech and computer brains! He's on 6 calls right now, writing 7 e-mails, eating lunch, and doing patrol all at the same time! :) ]

You're welcome. I'll look forward to meeting you, Mr. Lister.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

See you then, sir. [click goes the phone. *happydance* goes the Lister, who was not looking forward to trying to survive on $200/week from the 'Porter.]