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Tony Stark ([personal profile] starktech) wrote2009-03-05 10:24 pm
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ALL-PURPOSE STARK TECHNOLOGIES HIRING POST || Phone Post


[ This is The Phone/Fax Line to Stark Technologies ]


BUSINESS LINE
Voicemail: Empty
Fax: Empty


[ Feminine and friendly voice ]

Welcome to Stark Technologies. We're interested in the Research, Design, and Production of Technology to make every day that much better. If you know you're party's extension, you may dial it at any time. If you wish to speak with a recruiting expert, press one now; If you wish to make an appointment press two now; If you are a contractor or shipping representative, press three now; If you wish to speak with an operator, please, stay on the line.



[ This is the Human Resources E-mail ]

BUSINESS EMAIL
[[ HR@StarkTech.com]] || Inbox: Empty



[ Character Name ],

Thank you for Applying at Stark Technologies. Congratulations! At this time, your resumé fits precisely what we are looking for. An interview has been scheduled for you on [ A Time which we can discuss ]. If this is not acceptable, please provide a time you will be available.

Thank you for applying at Stark Technologies, and have a nice day!



[ This is Tony's personal line ]

Personal Line

Cell Phone
Voicemail : 1 SAVED VOICEMAIL | Text Inbox : Empty
E-Mail [[ TStark@StarkTech.com ]]
Inbox : Empty
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klutziness: homette @ LJ (Grin ♣ Look at those pearly whites)

[call to business line] fyi rikku is not totally prepared

[personal profile] klutziness 2010-02-09 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm, hey, Melanie! I'm lookin' for a job, and I heard that Tony Stark was the man to talk to. I'm really great with machina--machines, y'see, and, well. I figured his business was the best to get into, since it's got "technology" right there in the name!

[Pause.] So I guess you can direct this call to him.
liverletdie: (Extremis | Hollows of my Bones)

[call to business line] that is a-ok!

[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-02-09 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's an almost snooty pause on the line. ]

I'm sorry, but Mr. St--

[ Line cuts off, because someone monitors the lines and picks up when he feels like it since he has a computer brain. ]

Stark speaking.
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Insist ♣ I swear it was this big)

[call to business line] her lack of résumé-giving skill is almost painful

[personal profile] klutziness 2010-02-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Is about to say something really offensive to the snooty lady, but when she hears a man's voice, she immediately perks up again.]

Hey, hi! My name's Rikku. I've heard about you, and thought that maybe if you were hiring you'd give me a job. I'm the best engineer on this side of anywhere, and I'd be a great asset to your company, and stuff.
liverletdie: (Well then)

[call to business line] xD Oh yes, yes it is!

[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-02-09 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's only silence. It stretches on for a bit. Tony doesn't get too many unprofessional requests for a job, but she sounds really hot. ]

StarkTech is always hiring, but I normally require a bit more information on your specific skillset before I grant interviews.
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Lean ♣ Insert penis joke here)

[call to business line]

[personal profile] klutziness 2010-02-09 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[She's so nervous during that silence. But once he speaks, she's way more hopeful.]

Oh, well. What d'you want to know? D'you want a demonstration, or something?
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