starktech: (Invented the best phone ever)
Tony Stark ([personal profile] starktech) wrote2009-03-05 10:24 pm

ALL-PURPOSE STARK TECHNOLOGIES HIRING POST || Phone Post


[ This is The Phone/Fax Line to Stark Technologies ]


BUSINESS LINE
Voicemail: Empty
Fax: Empty


[ Feminine and friendly voice ]

Welcome to Stark Technologies. We're interested in the Research, Design, and Production of Technology to make every day that much better. If you know you're party's extension, you may dial it at any time. If you wish to speak with a recruiting expert, press one now; If you wish to make an appointment press two now; If you are a contractor or shipping representative, press three now; If you wish to speak with an operator, please, stay on the line.



[ This is the Human Resources E-mail ]

BUSINESS EMAIL
[[ HR@StarkTech.com]] || Inbox: Empty



[ Character Name ],

Thank you for Applying at Stark Technologies. Congratulations! At this time, your resumé fits precisely what we are looking for. An interview has been scheduled for you on [ A Time which we can discuss ]. If this is not acceptable, please provide a time you will be available.

Thank you for applying at Stark Technologies, and have a nice day!



[ This is Tony's personal line ]

Personal Line

Cell Phone
Voicemail : 1 SAVED VOICEMAIL | Text Inbox : Empty
E-Mail [[ TStark@StarkTech.com ]]
Inbox : Empty
liverletdie: (Extremis | Hollows of my Bones)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-01-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Tell the front desk your name, and she'll make sure to take you to an interview room. I'll be conducting it personally, [ He pauses ] in a matter of speaking.

[identity profile] outofstasis.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Lister wonders about this, but considering he got his last job through an impersonal recruiting agency, he's pretty gobsmacked that Stark himself has contacted him at all.]

Okay, sir. 1.45 on Thursday at the main StarkTech offices. I'll be there. Thank you.
liverletdie: (Extremis | I has an Orbit)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-01-20 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Extremis Tech and computer brains! He's on 6 calls right now, writing 7 e-mails, eating lunch, and doing patrol all at the same time! :) ]

You're welcome. I'll look forward to meeting you, Mr. Lister.

[identity profile] outofstasis.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
See you then, sir. [click goes the phone. *happydance* goes the Lister, who was not looking forward to trying to survive on $200/week from the 'Porter.]
Edited 2010-01-20 03:13 (UTC)