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Tony Stark ([personal profile] starktech) wrote2009-03-05 10:24 pm

ALL-PURPOSE STARK TECHNOLOGIES HIRING POST || Phone Post


[ This is The Phone/Fax Line to Stark Technologies ]


BUSINESS LINE
Voicemail: Empty
Fax: Empty


[ Feminine and friendly voice ]

Welcome to Stark Technologies. We're interested in the Research, Design, and Production of Technology to make every day that much better. If you know you're party's extension, you may dial it at any time. If you wish to speak with a recruiting expert, press one now; If you wish to make an appointment press two now; If you are a contractor or shipping representative, press three now; If you wish to speak with an operator, please, stay on the line.



[ This is the Human Resources E-mail ]

BUSINESS EMAIL
[[ HR@StarkTech.com]] || Inbox: Empty



[ Character Name ],

Thank you for Applying at Stark Technologies. Congratulations! At this time, your resumé fits precisely what we are looking for. An interview has been scheduled for you on [ A Time which we can discuss ]. If this is not acceptable, please provide a time you will be available.

Thank you for applying at Stark Technologies, and have a nice day!



[ This is Tony's personal line ]

Personal Line

Cell Phone
Voicemail : 1 SAVED VOICEMAIL | Text Inbox : Empty
E-Mail [[ TStark@StarkTech.com ]]
Inbox : Empty

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[identity profile] youmakemesmall.livejournal.com 2009-11-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Jan laughs harder.]

At least you'll have something to watch when you're bored and lonely?
liverletdie: (Flirt | I AM a chick magnet)

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He releases a slightly astonished tone.]

Jan, I'm not a voyeur.

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[identity profile] youmakemesmall.livejournal.com 2009-11-14 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Gosh, Tony, I'm so sorry to have offended someone with such staunch morals as yourself!

But I'm glad you're not mad. Really. Are you sure you're not?
liverletdie: (Who's undressing?)

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-14 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really not mad. I promise.

It's not like I haven't had sex in the labs myself.

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[identity profile] youmakemesmall.livejournal.com 2009-11-14 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I figured.

Maybe we'll have to make a lab date sometime, then?

[Ooooh so drunk. And still drinking.]
liverletdie: (Flirt | From Stark With Love)

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why Jan, I would be delighted.

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[identity profile] youmakemesmall.livejournal.com 2009-11-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway, the real reason I called was I need a new place to live. I can only take so much leeching off of other people.

Also, I could use a place to sleep tonight. Thoughts? It's kind of cold outside.
liverletdie: (Iron Man | You didn't know I'm the shit?)

[personal call -- 11/13/2009]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Jan, as a member of the Avengers, there's a room any time you need it at the mansion.