starktech | ALL-PURPOSE STARK TECHNOLOGIES HIRING POST || Phone Post

[ This is The Phone/Fax Line to Stark Technologies ]

BUSINESS LINE
Voicemail: Empty
Fax: Empty

[ Feminine and friendly voice ]

Welcome to Stark Technologies. We're interested in the Research, Design, and Production of Technology to make every day that much better. If you know you're party's extension, you may dial it at any time. If you wish to speak with a recruiting expert, press one now; If you wish to make an appointment press two now; If you are a contractor or shipping representative, press three now; If you wish to speak with an operator, please, stay on the line.

[ This is the Human Resources E-mail ]

BUSINESS EMAIL
[[ HR@StarkTech.com]] || Inbox: Empty

[ Character Name ],

Thank you for Applying at Stark Technologies. Congratulations! At this time, your resumé fits precisely what we are looking for. An interview has been scheduled for you on [ A Time which we can discuss ]. If this is not acceptable, please provide a time you will be available.

Thank you for applying at Stark Technologies, and have a nice day!

[ This is Tony's personal line ]

Personal Line

Cell Phone
Voicemail : 1 SAVED VOICEMAIL | Text Inbox : Empty
E-Mail [[ TStark@StarkTech.com ]]
Inbox : Empty

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well, I can kill someone and bring them back to life.

You...

What?

I've taken down superhuman threats by stopping their hearts and restarting them.

Okay. What the hell does that have to do with alcohol?

I pilot a multi-million dollar weapon that I have at my disposal at all times. What do you think it has to do with it?

Then make sure you don't have access to either.

It simply isn't that easy. Believe me, I've tried to do that.

Hopefully, I can focus on getting Desire to back down enough to fix this.

Focus on that, then. Or something else. I don't know, I'm not exactly your therapist here.

[ There's a pause. ]

Dammit.

[ He realizes what he's been doing this entire time. ]

My apologies. I'm not quite sure what--

Well, no I'm positive I know. Thank you for telling me how that went.

[ Call Terminated. ]