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Tony Stark ([personal profile] starktech) wrote2009-03-05 10:24 pm

ALL-PURPOSE STARK TECHNOLOGIES HIRING POST || Phone Post


[ This is The Phone/Fax Line to Stark Technologies ]


BUSINESS LINE
Voicemail: Empty
Fax: Empty


[ Feminine and friendly voice ]

Welcome to Stark Technologies. We're interested in the Research, Design, and Production of Technology to make every day that much better. If you know you're party's extension, you may dial it at any time. If you wish to speak with a recruiting expert, press one now; If you wish to make an appointment press two now; If you are a contractor or shipping representative, press three now; If you wish to speak with an operator, please, stay on the line.



[ This is the Human Resources E-mail ]

BUSINESS EMAIL
[[ HR@StarkTech.com]] || Inbox: Empty



[ Character Name ],

Thank you for Applying at Stark Technologies. Congratulations! At this time, your resumé fits precisely what we are looking for. An interview has been scheduled for you on [ A Time which we can discuss ]. If this is not acceptable, please provide a time you will be available.

Thank you for applying at Stark Technologies, and have a nice day!



[ This is Tony's personal line ]

Personal Line

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meowminx: (quickly now)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ deep breath ]

Had some tea. Was condescending. Stared.
liverletdie: (Iron Man | Free fallin')

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Desire is always condescending. I think it has every right to be. That's all that happened?
meowminx: (oh really)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I... maybe. I'm not used to this sort of thing.

Said something about people trying to appropriate them.
liverletdie: (Siiigh)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I see.

Dammit, I hoped it would have stopped this!

[ He's sounding considerably more worried. ]
meowminx: (claws ready)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
You really expected it to be that easy?
liverletdie: (Why did I bother with this?)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I hoped.
meowminx: (vapor trail)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ silence ]
liverletdie: (Iron Man | My tears cure STDs)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I need to try the next thing, then. If this didn't fix it.
meowminx: (a whole new world)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
What's that?
liverletdie: (Iron Man | How the Tables Turn)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know yet. Desire has made it a bit hard to think.
meowminx: (little bit dangerous)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I know. At least you didn't buy an orphanage.
Edited 2009-11-06 01:04 (UTC)
liverletdie: (Iron Man | It wasn't worth it)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I've bought those before, and homeless shelters. That's at least something that won't hurt you in the long run.

[ There's a pause here. A long one. ]

Selina, I really want a drink right now.
meowminx: (glance)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it liked you.

[ awkward pause is awkward ]

Can one of your team stay with you? Make sure you stay dry?
liverletdie: (Can I hang up now plz?)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
It does. I assume that if I fall to this, it would be something of a victory. It isn't an easy thing.

[ A thoughtful pause ]

I'm actually more worried about doing permanent damage.
meowminx: (in motion)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely.

Permanent damage?
liverletdie: (Okay moving on plz)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I can kill someone and bring them back to life.
meowminx: (no easy way down)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
You...

What?
liverletdie: (Iron Man | It all Comes Out)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've taken down superhuman threats by stopping their hearts and restarting them.
meowminx: (bitch meet window)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. What the hell does that have to do with alcohol?
liverletdie: (God STFU)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I pilot a multi-million dollar weapon that I have at my disposal at all times. What do you think it has to do with it?
meowminx: (lightning roars)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Then make sure you don't have access to either.
liverletdie: (Iron Man | Flight)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
It simply isn't that easy. Believe me, I've tried to do that.

Hopefully, I can focus on getting Desire to back down enough to fix this.
meowminx: (sparring)

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Focus on that, then. Or something else. I don't know, I'm not exactly your therapist here.
liverletdie: (:()

[Personal Call - Nov 5th]

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a pause. ]

Dammit.

[ He realizes what he's been doing this entire time. ]

My apologies. I'm not quite sure what--

Well, no I'm positive I know. Thank you for telling me how that went.

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meowminx: (uh huh)

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[ ring ring ]

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